I am a  f  a  i  l  u  r e
                                      I failed as a protector
                                        I failed as a child
                                      I failed as a sibling
                                   I am everything you ever
                                          told me I would be.

                                       A     F  A  I  L  U  R  E 

(via mystery-villainess)

Guys, I’m sure I have a reputation somewhere in this fandom: So what is it? Leave that in my ask box as I ponder over this.

(via puttinghimdown)

At a Zodiac Sleepover, the Signs are…


Aries- pranking an unsuspecting victim

Taurus- making a fort to sleep in

Gemini- trying to stay up all night

Cancer- making the snacks

Leo- telling everyone a funny story

Virgo- talking about crushes

Libra- swapping health/beauty tips

Scorpio- trying to scare the crap out of their friends

Sagittarius- starting a game of man hunt

Capricorn- bugging you for your wifi password

Aquarius- pulling out the ouiji board

Pisces-falling asleep first

(via redhead-archergirl)

I’m going to tape that Dalek onto the Roomba or so help me

Roomba Dalek

Alright, going diving into my drafts! I have twasxbrillig femfear deadliestfeline katarinawilliams gothamslittleclown mystery-villainess ladyofthespade in progress but not necessarily in that order. Like if you want a starter, I suppose? Anything specific, you’ll have to send me through Ask.


Zodiac Files: Scorpio and Sex.

(via lethalbeautylost)

  • Plays:2,044 plays
  • Artist: Ludo
  • Album: Prepare the Preparations
  • Title: Safe in the Dark


safe in the dark // ludo

forces unseen pulling strings in your heart
everyone wants to feel safe in the dark

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The person I reblogged this from has a quality blog and I recommend you all follow them

(Source: bunmer, via idlegossipandarchaeology)

oh why not.


Blab: Three secrets I’m keeping.
Mwah: Three people I’d like to kiss.
Similar: Three members of the same sex I find attractive.
Different: Three members of the opposite sex I find attractive
Pastime: Three hobbies I have that I would be embarrassed to know someone discovered.
Doing: Three habits that I have.
Psst: Three things that I’ve always wanted to tell you.
Shh: Three things I wouldn’t want my parents to know
Dream: Three wishes I have.
Want: Three things I would do to you if we were alone.

(via askprofessorx)